TOWIE star Joey Essex has no idea

The Only Way Is Essex star Joey Essex isn’t glued to his TV to watch Kate Middleton and Prince William‘s wedding today.

The 20-year-old – who dates co-star Sam Faiers – seemed confused when asked how he’ll be celebrating the big day.

‘What wedding?’ asked Joey, before something deep in his brain clicked.

‘Oh yeah, I think I heard something about it. Is Prince Harry marrying some fit bird?’

Once put straight and told about Wills and Kate‘s nuptials, currently being watched by billions around the world, Joey still wasn’t bothered.

‘I’m not really fussed,’ he told the Daily Star. ‘I’m certainly not going to celebrate it.

‘When is the wedding anyway?’

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